How to upgrade your Blackberry Smartphone to Android 4.2

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now
that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android
phones.
Now we have come up with one of the latest technology to
upgrade your Blackberry phone to an Android
The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully
else you could destroy your phone forever. If you aren't
sure of yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech
savvy to follow these steps for you.
The procedure
Get your blackberry smartphone ready phone ready. Make
sure it is fully charged
Got to your kitchen
Get a fry pan and pour any kind of oil into it.
Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to
give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.
Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a
crisp golden brown then remove it.
Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store
Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4
Congratulations, you have successfully upgraded from
Blackberry to Android! You can now enjoy android like
everybody else. Again, make sure you follow the procedure
carefully for maximum results. Have fun upgrading!
(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no
responsibility for any phones damaged while following
this procedure. Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of
the reader.)
- Zakura Weekly