Lmao. Found this hilarious post on yabaleft. Its damn funny

This would definitely make you
Laugh Out Loud..

To my Igbo pals, please there is no bank
in Nigeria called ZINET BANK, what we
have is a bank called ZENITH BANK.
There is no football club in the world
called ESIMILAND, but what we have is
AC MILAN. There is no town called
IJABODE, what we have is a town called
IJEBU-ODE.

To my Bini pals, please the name is
Nelson Mandela, not NELSI MADELA.
There is no such thing as a MALLA, it's
called MALLAM. It is not called
SHANPIO but CHAMPION.

To my Yoruba pals, please the place
where we board planes is not an
EARPORT, but an AIRPORT. Lampard
does not play for CELSEA, its CHELSEA.
Your phone number is not SIRO HATE
SIRO, its ZERO EIGHT ZERO. We don't
have a FIJU milk, but we have VIJU
MILK.


To my Urhobo pals, please, Efe didn't
travel to NEGOS, he traveled to
LAGOS. The phone you bought wasnt
BRACKBERRY, it was BLACKBERRY.
To my efik pals, the place where two
roads meet is not a YUNCHUR, it's a
JUNCTION. My brother's name is not
YAWN, his name is JOHN.


To my Ijaw pals, pls I didn't say I want to
buy FIS, I said I want to buy FISH. I didn't
go to SURPRITE, I went to SHOPRITE.
To my Hausa pals, the bags were not
FULENTY, they are PLENTY. I didnt buy
a KWUOMFUTA, I only bought a
COMPUTER