Cameroon President banned all churches because they refuse to bring his Dog back to Life

Lobatan was the end result on a popular miracle church in Cameroon when the pastor failed to raise the president favorite dog (Bingo) from the dead. According to the president his dog ate rat poison by mistake and instead of taking him to the hospital he rushed him to the Miracle church because he has heard so much about the church. But to his greatest disappointment as the pastor was praying for the dog and cabashing, the dog was dying gradually.

What even infuriated the president was the fact that the dog was in a more healthy state before he (president) took him to the. Church.
The pastor  who almost urinated on his  trousers begged for more time that he saw Bingo cracking a delicious bone and has refused to listen to him begging him to return back home.

This angered Mr. President the more and in his furious state ordered that all pentecoastal churches should be sealed up. As if that was not enough he also ordered that nobody should pay tithe to any pastor or offering if anyone fails to obey, such will face 3months jail time. As we report 4 persons have been detained for refusing to obey the President order. After much pleading from most pastors in cameroon, Mr president revisted his order on the basis that any pentecoastal church can bring his dead dog to life, the church will be opened.

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