Comedian Okey Bakassi Writes NNPC an Open Letter...lol

Dear NNPC,

Please forgive me and other Nigerians
for helping you look for your missing
$20billion instead of minding our 'own
business '.
We were misled by the following :

1. Sanusi; who said "your money " was
missing when you, "the owner" has not
said "your money" is missing.

2. APC; who said the money must be
accounted for when you "the owner " is
not complaining.

3. House of Representatives ; who said
you should account for all your income
since the past 5yrs.

Now that you're angry with us and we
have felt your anger in the petrol
stations around the country (fuel
scarcity) , the 3 groups that put us in
this problem with you have not said
anything and don't have any alternative.
We have no other choice but to ask you
for forgiveness. Please give us fuel. You
are aware that your sister, PHCN is also
angry with us for how she was sold and
has since refused to give us power.
My fear is that if you don't do something
urgent now that our brothers in the
north are still busy killing people, our
brothers in the south may use the small
fuel left in their homes to set a few
"things" ablaze and Fire Services don't
even have fuel and water to respond.
We promise not to ask you about "your
missing money" again if you can resume
fuel supply.
God is watching all of us oh! Hmmmmm
Truly yours,
Okey bakassy